Freaknoid's School of Refinement for Men

Men are you tired of sitting alone on Saturday night while everyone else is going out? Then you need to act (pretend if you must) more sincere, more caring, more giving and at Freaknoid's School of Refinement we can teach you how you can act like you are all of those things that the women dig in men. Your woman will really be amazed that you are taking one of these classes and your evening "hit ratio" is sure to increase immediately.

Course Number / Course Title

Taught by Our Women Faculty:

001 / Combating Stupidity
002 / You Too Can Do Housework
003 / How to Fill the Ice Tray (Note: Some Refrigerators do not have ice trays. Check with you wife or significant other to determine if you should take this course).
004 / When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
005 / Women Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

006 / Wonderful Laundry Techniques
007 / Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
008 / Learning to Cook, Microwaves are NOT Dangerous
009 / How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong
010 / Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming Home at 4:00 AM.

011 / Understanding Your Incompetence
012 / You: The Weaker Sex
013 / Reasons to Give Flowers
014 / How to Stay Awake after Sex
015 / Sex - You CAN Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

016 / Sex and The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
017 / How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
018 / The Remote Control 0 Overcoming Your Dependency
019 / How NOT to Act Younger Than Your Children
020 / You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

021 / Honest - You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked
022 / Real Men Ask For Directions

Taught by Freaknoid:

024 / Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is Not Necessary
025 / Burping and Belching Contests - You Don't Live in the Dorm Anymore
026 / Scratching Where It Itches - How to Excuse Yourself to the Men's Room
027 / The Road Trip - How to Interest Your Mate In Scenes Along the Route So You Can Pick Your Nose.
028 / How to Check Out the Babes While You Are Out with Your Woman Without Being Caught.
029 / How to Keep Your Sexual Relationship Alive (Tom Cruise Mask cost is extra.)

030 / Women Love Sincerity - Don't Be Afraid to Fake it
031 / Women Love Sensitive Men Who Cry - Where to Conceal the Water Gun
032 / Art Appreciation: Where to Buy Those Books for Your Coffee Table
033 / Foreplay is Important to Women - Concealing the Ear Piece While Listening to The Ball Game
034 / Oops I Am Involved Nymphomaniac (Email Freaknoid immediately. Freaknoid will have to have many private sessions with her.)