The National Council for a Common Sense Approach to Animal Preservation

To: Freaknoid

From: Arthur Stickybottom- President NCCSAAP

The NCCSAAP is an organization calling for a common sense approach to the conflict of endangered species and the need to develop our country's natural resources. We feel it is a shame when we can't harvest the trees in the forest of our great Northwest because an owl stands in the way. On the other hand, it would be ashamed to see an animal sent into extinction because of our greed - our lust for more.

Is there another way? We think so. However, we need sound thinking people like you to join our cause. People who are willing to take a stand for what is right, People who can endure criticism, scolding, finger nails across the black board. People, who can turn the other cheek, endure name-calling even if it is justified or are just used to being called "stupid".

We are looking for a few good people, like you, to stand up and be counted. We believe history will look back and say of us "here were a few who made a difference when it counted and we owe them a debt that can not be paid with cold hard currency, but begs to be paid in an homage of admiration".

We believe that animals, like the spotted owl, would not be endangered if people realized how good they tasted. Think about it. Cows taste good and they are not endangered. Pigs taste good and there are plenty of them around. The chicken gives us eggs and Kentucky Fried so we won't be putting them on any endangered list.

If we could convince people to appreciate the taste of some of these endangered animals, they would not be falling into these dire predicaments. Instead of business men making money cutting down trees, they might be planting more trees so the spotted owl would become more plentiful and they could have more to send to market to fill the big demand for spotted owl soup. Just think of it!

Are we asking for money? NO. Are we asking for you to stand on a street corner holding up some idiotic sign and looking like a fool - again no - you can look like a fool all by yourself.

We are asking you to be a part of a grass roots effort to bring a new concept into being.

Next time you go out to eat - and from now on when you order food - ask for "Spotted Owl Soup". Restaurateurs will begin to see the ground swell of demand and ask their wholesalers for Spotted Owl soup. This will result in the demand for spotted owls and eventually save them as a species. And you will have been a part of it all.

Sincerely,

Arthur Stickybottom - President NCCSAAP