Your Resume and Masterbation

We recently had a "human resources", "expert" (yes we are on the use quotation marks "a lot", "kick" again) take a look at our resume because we were finding it difficult/hard/seemingly impossible to find a job worthy of ourselves.

We wanted to pass on to you, our loyal and reader, his advise - thinking that it my be of help to you in your search for a new, more fulfilling job.

He advised us that putting "masturbation" under hobbies was not a good idea. We discussed this at some length. It seems if you have no hobbies other than this it is even better to leave it "blank" than to tell the truth.

Who would have guessed.

We are sure that valuable information like this will keep you coming back to read our web site and blog and improve your otherwise pitifully, empty existence.