O'Bama

The subjct of this article O'Bama is pictured speaking to some unidentified white woman.

As you may know many people consider our future president as being black. As you may know he is only half black. His mother was either white or black and his father was either white or black. This would likely be easy to research, but why would we start doing research now?

Anywho...

We are relatively certain that his father is white and from Ireland. We came to this by a method called "deductive reasoning". We have heard this term used once and it seems to fit here so we are gong to "go with it".

Since most married couples take the males last name and since O'Bama is clearly Irish we deduce (we hope that is a word, but since we really like it we are asking the Editor to leave it "as is" even if it is not a word) that his dad is Irish. O'Bama is clearly Irish, because it starts with the "O" and it has that O'hyphenaed thingy going along with it. Like O'Leary, O'Grady, O'McDonald (had a farm e,i,e,i, OHHH).

We think it is great that we are about to elect the first black, Irish President. If we were going to vote in this election he would certainly be amoung the candidates that we would O'consider.