US Sponsored
Jihadist Training Camps

The US Government should train Jihadists. Jihadists are those Islamic people who think that if you don't convert to Islam, then you must die. And if they get themselves killed, killing you the infidel non-Moslem, then they will be rewarded in paradise with 72 virgins.

A lot has been said about the 72 virgin thing, so we won't "beat it to death" here. But this may be like when you are on vacation in Europe and you hear about the nude beaches. You are real excited to go there and then you get there and some of the people really need to have their bathing suits on. Some of them need to be in their street clothes while on the beach. Some of them need to be in their street clothes and in their cars, while on the beach. Maybe there is a reason these ladies are still virgins?

... but we digress...

Sometimes the Jihadists don't have the technology figured out very well and they don't get a lot of infidels killed. Or their bomb goes off when they are at home -killing themselves - and innocent non-infidels, instead of when they are in the market place where they can kill infidels and a lot of innocent non-infidels.

They really need some help to do this right. Our government should help them. We should open a school and make sure they understand how to do this correctly. They should be able to make bombs that explode at the right time. The "guess work" should be taken out of this with the help of the pros.

The final class would be the one where you get training on making a bomb that you strap to your body. Graduation would follow immediately after you - the Jihadist - personally test the device, just like in real life, strap that baby onto your chest and explode it. ...Hello virgins.

(PS yes we know we spelled Moslem wrong, but we prefer this spelling to the more conventional, correct spelling.)