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Freaknoid is a Christian. This is probably something that really upsets a lot of people - especially Christians.

Jesus Christ would have a lot more respect among the human population if it were not for Christians who just don't act "normal". They would never talk about, elevator farts or "erections that last four hours" like Freaknoid.

Do you ever wander what would happen to Jesus if he were just now being born? What if he were born to a Mexican family here illegally? Maybe he would be born in the back seat of a car, instead of in a barn. We would be pronouncing his name "Hey Sus".

Who would believe he is the "Son of God"? Freaknoid's guess is that it would NOT be the current crop of Christians.

As a child He would go to church and teach the televangelist about God. He would likely chastise the current Christian bunch for loving their buildings and their church "stuff" more than loving each other. Not many "respectable" people would like him. He would hang out with all the wrong people, preferring to be in bars and prisons to churches. He would not be wearing a suit and tie… and he might not smell nice. He would not drive a "Beamer".

Do you think we would kill him? Do you think we would get death by legal injection for some treasonous act? Freaknoid thinks if he were here now, we would be voting "American Idol" style in favor of his execution in landslide fashion.

Freaknoid hopes that there is "extra credit" for those people 2000 years removed from the date of his living and dying that still believe. He also hopes there is "extra credit" for not having strangled other annoying people (Christians included) until they are dead.

God is the final judge and Freaknoid should not be so hard on fellow believers, many of whom are trying their best. Who knows maybe they were dropped on their heads as children… repeatedly.

Jesus is coming again… look busy.