Gas Tank

At the moment we own several cars. None of them have the gas tank in the same place.

Most cars have the gas tank on either the right or left side of the car and some of them have it in the back.

We (we meaning me) suggest a law be passed that all gas tanks be put in cars so that they fill up from either the right or the left side. Just pick a side for heaven sake and make it THE side.

It is really annoying and embarrassing when you drive into a gas station to fill up with gas and you get out of your car to find that the gas tank is on the other side away from the pump. People look at you funny.

I tell them that the gas tank was moved over night. Really, I say, this is not a joke. Or I say with me stodge Eastern accent. "This is my servants car. My Jaguar has the gas tank on THIS side". I try to say the word Jaguar with 14 syllables, like when you hear the rich folks say it on TV. Then you have to pull away from the pump and do a funky circle thing to line up with the pump so that the gas cap is near the pump.

Everyone is watching.

If you agree with us that there should be such a law, please write your Senator. They will soon be back from their vacation. As you know they take off two weeks for "President's day" and "Valentine's day", the full moon, "Black History Month", "Eastern European History Month", "Transgender Appreciation week", "Old White Guys Homophobic Day", and other very worthy events and holidays that takes them away from actual work..