Evolution

Scientist try to explain how me and you,
Evolved over time from primordial goo.

They say that once upon a time in the ocean,
Mother Nature concocted a chemical potion.

They theorize that lightening struck,
And catalyzed that stewy muck.

Those chemicals agitated and congregated,
They compounded, and expanded and extrapolated.

And creatures so tiny only a microscope could see,
Began to multiply, grow and BE.

Those tiny cells combine and began to squirm,
As a gooey, sticky, crawly worm.

They say that worm crawled onto land,
It mutated, propagated, and began to expand.

Over eons that worm changed so,
Arms, lungs, feet and hands it did grow.

They say that from this came Mel Gibson,
Lisa Kudrow, DavidLetterman, and Bart Simpson.

This is the theory of how me and you,
Came to be from a chemical stew.

This theory that we were belched from the ocean,
Was conceived to replace an earlier notion.

The "earlier notion" says that creation
Had one being as it's causation.

I know that it is hard to believe,
That one being did us conceive.

But if you have faith big enough to think
That we crawled out of that chemical drink.

Then surely faith can find a small space,
To believe that we and God have a similar face.

That in his image he made me and you,
Takes far less faith than believing in goo.