Escalator People

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Generally speaking, killing other people is frowned upon. Freaknoid believes that there is virtually no reason why one person should choke someone until the life leaves his or her bodies. Perhaps there is one exception to this rule and that is for "Escalator People".

As "John Wayne" said in "True Grit", (it is 1:00 AM and our research staff is asleep, so we can not do "fact checking" to be sure about this, but we think that this is true and accurate), "I never kilt anyone that didn't need killin". Profound. These escalator people may qualify. They need killin.

So you are in the mall or at the airport and you are on this huge escalator that goes up for like 300 yards and it isn't Christmas but still there are 2000 people behind you. You are jammed onto this moving staircase. At the top of the escalator the people in front of you step off and then stop. They stop. They look around to gawk at the signs and try to figure out where they need to go. Idiots. What are they thinking? They are already brain-dead. Do they think that everyone behind them has any choice but to run over them while stepping on each other? These are "Escalator People".

Police should be at the top of escalators and tazer these people to death. Their trial should be held in advance. There would be a public defender representing them in court and they would be known as "Jane and John Doe" because we don't know in advance who they will be.

When they stop at the top of the escalator the policeman or policewoman or policepersonage should be allowed - by law - to tazer them to death. Okay above I said choking before, but that was because I wasn't thinking of tazers which are cleaner and less messy, because you don't have to actually touch the idiot that you are sending to meet his or her or its maker.

The world would be a better place and the gene pool whould get cleaned up.