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Dinger Donger Enhancement

As you know we discuss everything here open and honestly. We are not embarrassed to express our thoughts. It is best to just speak plainly. Use clear and plain Anglais.

Things "in the bedroom" are all natural and we should not be embrassed. So with that in mind we are going to talk about the size and the performance of our "dinger dong".

Almost daily now we (we meaning me) recieve an email from someone concerened about the size or the performance of our... of our... you know... dinger dong. This is rude and it is disturbing.

The main thing we (we meaning me) want to know is... who talked. No one in their right mind would send us all these emails in some vain and desperate attempt hoping that we had undersized privates or needed some "boost" of energy in the sack. That just does not make sense. What makes more sense is that someone ratted us out. Who talked? Fess up.

We have started a list of the possible people who could have talked, going back to gym class in Junior High. The most obvious group of people would be those who have been engaged with us in the "horizontal mombo". (above is a picture of people doing the vertical mombo... they are freaks... so we love them.) The list of people with whom we have done the horizontal mombo is a long list and we are racking our brain cells to get everyone written down. It will likely take an entire tablet once we put our mind to it. So far we have not filled up a page yet. So far if we exclude ourselves the list is really not - by the true English definition - a list yet.

Apparently whomever it is has lots of experince with the size and preformance of these body parts and can make comparisons of ours (ours meaning mine) and dozens of others. So we should focus our investigations with known personages who have tons of experince with dinger dongs. This person also must know a lot of people or post our poor performance and undersized appendages on bulletin boards and chat rooms all over the internet. So whomever you are you can see our brain is sharp as a wooden ax and will we will soon be able to narrow it down to just YOU. So you better be nervous. In fact just save us all a lot of time and "come clean".

The reality is that our dinger dong - measured in centimeters - is really not that unimpressive, so whomever it is should write down in the blogs and in the chat rooms that we are "9".

Thank you for the opportunity to discuss this openly and without embarrasement.