Freaknoid goes to Scotland and Almost Clones Sheep

Many of you have been wondering, "Where has Freaknoid been"? You have noticed that his web site has been updated even less often than normal. Freaknoid was asked to fly to Scotland and talk to the scientist there who recently cloned a sheep, because they had heard of Freaknoid's efforts to do the same thing here in the U.S.

It was a fun, yet at the same time disappointing trip. Fun because Freaknoid had never been to Scotland, which is located north of England. The people there are confused about whether or not they are their own country or a part of England. They get upset if you call them their own country. So if you go there just don't say anything about which country they are are or aren't. They do not however get upset if you talk rudely about France or tell jokes about the Irish.

The trip was disappointing because after traveling all that way Freaknoid found out that the technique these scientists were using included lots of microscopes and glass dishes. The talk was about genetics and DNA and RNA and molecules. Freaknoid nodded his head as he listened and pretended to be interested.

But the real disappointment came when they took Freaknoid to the barn where the sheep where and then asked him about his technique for cloning. When he tried to demonstrate there was a big uproar and one of the female scientists fainted. Freaknoid was then rather rudely asked to leave.

So he has returned to the Midwest where cloning techniques are a lot more fun, but as of yet, are not quite as successful.