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Fax
Communication
The
Erin Buford School of Dance and Small Animal Grooming Parlor
To: Freaknoid
From: Erin
Buford
Subject:
Attendance:
Dear Freaknoid:
We have
missed you recently in our Interpretive Dance classes for beginners.
You were doing so well we hate to see you give up now!
We have
all been very pleased with the progress you have shown. The staff
and the other students were delighted with your creation and interpretation
of "The Fevered Chicken". Frankly, and this is off the
record, I can see you dancing the lead in our graduation finale
in a few weeks. Remember, you can invite your friends and family
to come and see how much you have learned to express your inner
self in dance.
In any event,
if you choose not to return we will need you to come and clean out
your locker. Perhaps you could do this rather soon on account of
a few comments about the smell emanating from you locker. Mrs. Perkins
would like you to return your yellow tights which you used in the
"Chicken dance.
We hope
to see you soon.

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