We are doing an in depth study of the habits of people when they visit a public restroom. It would seem that no one wants to touch anything. We are now interviewing people on this.

Some say that if they don't pee on their hands they are not washing them because touching stuff in the restroom is too "yucky" and there are lots of germs in there. We have not seen any germs or bacteria. We have been looking and we have not seen them, so they must be pretty shifty characters. These two are apparently best friends and go everywhere together. Apparently if you get a germ or bacteria on you it is not good, so you need to watch out.

No one is using the door handle any more to open the door. They carry a paper towel from where they washed their hands and use it to open the door. If they did not wash their hands, then they are using their shirt sleeve. Or they are using their "pinky". You don't use your "pinky" to "pick your nose", so the theory is that you won't be jamming "bird flue" into you skull if you use your "pinky" as opposed to whatever finger you use to pick your nose.

Please let us know if you see anyone in the restroom actually touch a flushing mechanism.

Thank you in advance for your help.