Anit-Terrorism and Short T-Shirts

George Bush just vetoed a bill that would outlaw "water boarding". In our opinion, the entire government is way off base on this one.

The real key to "breaking" any prisoner is to subject him to wearing a short t-shirt. This is responsible for many middle aged guys losing their alleged minds.

You buy a t-shirt and wear it for a while. As you wash it it gets smaller. This is likely due to a concept planted in the world by America called "planned obsolescence". It means that the thing you purchased will wear out soon so you have to buy another one. In the case of t-shirts, they turn yellow and they shrink.

The yellow part you can live with, because you - the wearer - don't look at yourself so you are not bothered that it is yellowish and not white. However, it will aggravate the pee out of you when it is too short and rides up above your belt. You can stick it back in your pants and tuck it under your belt, but it won't help. It will come out again and again and again.

This is why you will sometimes see guys who have their t-shirts tucked into their underpants. They have given up. So you see their shorts sticking out above their pants.

Arab guys couldn't take this. If you made them wear these short t-shirts for the day they would tell you anything. At the moment, this is not considered torture and therefore is what our government should be focusing on to "break" terrorists.

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