Elect Bill - V.P.

The picture is of our hero Bill, who every so often gives a lecture to the incoming interns at the White House. Here he is giving one of those speeches welcoming the new, young people. Obviously, he likes to "talk with his hands".

As you might guess, there is a lot of pressure on us as authors of an influential blog and associated web site to endorse someone in the upcoming election. The crys are deafening. Not so much because there are a lot of people, but some of them can scream really loud.

So we have decided to endorse Hillary as President. Really, we could care less that she is President. What we really want is Bill back in the White House.

Remember all the juicy stuff he gave us to talk about? Really, you did not need soap operas, and broadcast TV. The nightly news and the talk shows telling us about some Arab leader waiting on Bill in the garden while some young intern is cleaning his pipes was what made life worth living.

Imagine that if a guy would do this kind of thing while he is at work, what he might do if he were unelected and able to just "party hardy". He will have a revolving door of buddist monks pledged to poverty, donating millions to his library. He will have interns polishing his knob one after the other.

Really it will be great. Anyone who wants to miss this is sick.

Please vote for Bill... I mean Hillary.